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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 17

Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad.
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Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A Robber Duck.
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Q: Which pet makes the most noise?
A: A trumpet.
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Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges.
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
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