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Jai Ganesh

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Frog Jokes - 4

Q: What is a frog’s favorite time?
A: Leap Year!
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Q: What did the bus driver say to the frog?
A: Hop on!
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Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
A: Unhoppy!
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Q: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
A: Morse toad!
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Q: What’s the world weakest’s animal?
A: A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
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Q: What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A: A tadpole!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.
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