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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,190

Horse Jokes

Q: Why did the pony have to gargle?
A: Because it was a little horse!
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Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
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Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
A: Why the long face?
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Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!
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Q: When does a horse talk?
A: Whinney wants to!
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Q: What's the best way to lead a horse to water?
A: With lots of apples and carrots!
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Q: What disease was the horse scared of getting?
A: Hay fever!
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Q: How long should a horse's legs be?
A: Long enough to reach the ground
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Q: Which side of the horse has the most hair?
A: The outside!
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Q: Why did the man stand behind the horse?
A: He was hoping to get a kick out of it!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Monox D. I-Fly

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Registered: 2015-12-02

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Re: Horse Jokes

Q: What does a horse say to an annoying donkey?
A: You are an math.

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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,190

Re: Horse Jokes

Q: What do you call a horse that likes to be ridden at night?
A: A night-mare!
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Q: Why did the horse eat with it’s mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!
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Q: Why did the pony gargle?
A: Because it was a little hoarse!
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Q: What animal always goes to sleep with its shoes on?
A: A horse, of course!
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Q: What is a horse’s favourite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
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Q: Where do you take sick horses?
A:  To a horspital!
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Q: What is the slowest horse in the world?
A: A clothes-horse!
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Q: What do you give a horse with a cough?
A: Cough stirrup!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.