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Jai Ganesh

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Periodic Table Jokes - 5

Q: What did one titration tell the other?
A: Let's meet at the endpoint.
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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.
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Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.
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Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated spirits.
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Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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Q: What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
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