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#1 2019-11-08 00:36:34

ganesh
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Periodic Table Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
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Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
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Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
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Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
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Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive!
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Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.
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