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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Burger Jokes - 4

Q: What are the best days of the week in Fast Foodland?
A: Fry-day and Sundae!
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Q: When can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
A: After they have a very frank relationship!
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Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle?
A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
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Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.
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Q: Where do Disney characters like to eat?
A: Mickey D's (Mcdonald's).
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Q: How do you make a hamburger smile?
A: Pickle it gently!
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Q: If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?
A: At White Castle.
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Q: What do you call superheroes that like fast food?
A: Batman and Red Robin.
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Q: Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?
A: He was on a roll!
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