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#1 2019-09-26 00:00:29

ganesh
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Jewelery Jokes

Q: What happens when your wife wants a pearl necklace?
A: You shell out a lot of money.
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Q: How do you protect a jewelry store at night?
A: You Locket.
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Q: Why is marriage is a three ring circus?
A: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffer-ring!
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Q: How do you propose to the queen bee?
A: With a Ru-Bee ring.
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Q: What does marriage do?
A: Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
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Q: How do you know it's time to get your girlfriend a fidget spinner ring?
A: When you want to spin the rest of your life with her.
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Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A: 14 carrot earrings!
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Q: What's the difference between Kevin Durant and a tree?
A: A tree has more rings.
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Q: What do you call a Los Angeles Charger with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
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Q: Wife: I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace?
A: Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it.
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