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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Assorted Jokes - 11

Q: Why did the insomniac man get arrested?
A: He resisted a rest.
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Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no "Connection".
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Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
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Q: What music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music.
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Q: What do you call a book that's about the brain?
A: A mind reader.
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Q: Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: A kid jumped into a mud puddle.
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Q: Want to hear a clean joke?
A: A kid jumped into the bath.
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