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#1 2019-08-12 00:10:44

ganesh
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Sweet Potato Jokes

Q: How do you describe an angry sweet potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
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Q: What do you call a baby sweet potato?
A: A small fry!
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Q: What do you say to an angry baked sweet potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
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Q: What does a British sweet potato say about a sunny day?
A: It's mashing!
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Q: Why did the sweet potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork up ahead.
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Q: Why do sweet potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled!
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Q: What water yields award winning sweet potatoes?
A: Perspiration!
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Q: Where did the sweet potato go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
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Q: What did the Sweet Potato say to the Potato?
A: "I think, therefore I yam!"
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Q: How many grams of protein are in a sweet potato pi?
A: 3.14159265
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