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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cow Jokes - 1

Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
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Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow?
A: It's pasture bedtime.
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Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and an upset cow?
A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
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Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.
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Q: What do you call a cow you can't see?
A: Camooflauged.
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Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Q: What does a cow put on his french toast?
A: Moooolasses.
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Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: A lawn moo-er.
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