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#1 2019-06-08 01:10:55

ganesh
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Buffalo Jokes - 1

Q: What did mama buffalo say when her youngest went off to college?
A: "Bison!"
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Q: How can you tell if a buffalo is under your sleeping bag?
A: The ceiling of your tent is very close.
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Q: What did the grape say when the buffalo stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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Q: What do you get when you cross peanut butter with a buffalo?
A: You either get peanut butter that roams the range or a buffalo that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Q: How can you tell a buffalo from a field mouse?
A: Try to pick it up. If you can't, it's either a buffalo or a very overweight mouse.
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Q: What time is it when a buffalo sits in your canoe?
A: Time to get a new canoe.
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Q: How do you make sense out of a water buffalo?
A: With buffalo nickels.
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Q: What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 6 feet?
A: A water buffalo with spare parts!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

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#2 2019-06-10 20:12:15

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Buffalo Jokes - 1

ganesh wrote:

Q: What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 6 feet?

A two-tailed beetle.


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2019-06-10 20:53:47

ganesh
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Re: Buffalo Jokes - 1

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q: What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 6 feet?

A two-tailed beetle.

smile smile


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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