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#1 2019-05-20 00:48:44

ganesh
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Pilot Jokes - 1

Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and God?
A: God doesn't think He's a fighter pilot.
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Q: What's the difference between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza?
A: A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: What do you call when you're sick of being in the airport? A: Terminal illness.
A: Terminal illness.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Q: Wanna know how to make a small fortune running a charter airline?
A: Start out with a large one.
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Q: What do you call a plane that's about to crash?
A: An "Error Plane".
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Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
A: Plane Chocolate!
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Q: Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
A: Because they would quack up!
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