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#1 2019-04-12 01:49:12
- Jai Ganesh
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Sundry Jokes - 12
Q: How can a door be not a door?
A: When it is a jar. (ajar = “open”)
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Q: What word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?
A: Island.
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Q: Which is the fastest country in the world?
A: Russia (“rush ya”).
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Q: What do you get if you throw a million books into the ocean?
A: Tidal wave.
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Q: Which is the coldest country in the world?
A: Chili.
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Q: Why did the house go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a window pane (“pain”).
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Q: On which roads do ghosts linger?
A: Dead ends.
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Q: What do you call a woman standing on a tennis court?
A: Annette (“a net”).
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Q: What is round and extremely violent?
A: A vicious circle.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2019-04-12 15:36:32
- Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 12
12 Sundry Jokes thread, and I still don't understand what "sundry" is.
Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.
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#3 2019-04-12 16:36:40
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 12
12 Sundry Jokes thread, and I still don't understand what "sundry" is.
Sundry : various or diverse.
Various : adjective : of different kinds, as two or more things; differing one from another.
2. marked by or exhibiting variety or diversity.
3. presenting or having many different qualities or aspects.
4. having a variety of colors; varicolored.
5. different from each other; dissimilar.
Diverse : adjective : of a different kind, form, character, etc.; unlike.
2. of various kinds or forms; multiform.
3. including representatives from more than one social, cultural, or economic group, especially members of ethnic or religious minority groups
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#4 2019-04-12 20:15:32
- Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 12
So, that's why they don't share any specific theme. They were supposed to be random after all.
Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.
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#5 2019-04-12 21:52:04
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 12
Yes, random.
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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