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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bicycle Jokes - 1

Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
A: Bicycle petals!
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Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's too tired!
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Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?
A: Bike-carbonate of soda!
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Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
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Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A: The pavement.
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Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
A: Cycleangelo.
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Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
A: They tend to lose their balance.
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Q: What does a bicycle call its dad?
A: Pop-cycle.
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Q: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
A: Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
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