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Jai Ganesh

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Disney Jokes - 3

Q: What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
A: A con-duck-tor.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk.
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Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
A: Because she's the fairest of them all.
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Q: What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden?
A: Squash
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Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
A: Because he wanted to see Pluto.
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Q: What do you call a stupid Disney character?
A: Dumbo.
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Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse Asked if he was listening?
A: I'm all ears!
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Q: Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in Disneyland?
A: She had been told that someday her Prints would come.
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Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar?
A: On new ears eve.
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Q: Which state reminds Mickey of his gal?
A: Minniesota.
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Q: How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
A: It was glove at first sight.
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Q: What is Mickey's favorite treat?
A: Mice cream .
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Q: Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
A: Because the carton said concentrate.
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