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#1 2018-11-07 00:18:37

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 28,750

Disney Jokes - 1

Q: Why are there no planes where peter pan lives?
A: Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"!
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Q: Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
A: To find Pluto!
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Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A: 'Cause she is in "Wonder"land.
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Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
A: An iPad Minnie!
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Q: Where can you find a little mermaid?
A: Under the sea!
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Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet?
A: Some Day My Prints Will come!
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Q: Where do Disney characters like to eat?
A: Mickey D's (Mcdonald's).
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Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she always ran away from the ball!
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Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
A: Minnie Vans!
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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?
A: Jungle Bells!
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Q: Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
A: Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!
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Q: Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: So they can get a little goofy!
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Q: How many men does it take to whoop a tiger?
A: None. Mowgli can do it all by himself!
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