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Jai Ganesh

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Astronaut Jokes

Questions and Answers : Astronaut Jokes
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Q: What time do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time.
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Q: Why did the astronaut retire?
A: He got spaced out!
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Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space?
A: A coco-naut.
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Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbar!
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Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick.
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Q: What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
A: I Apollo-gize.
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Q: What do you call a donkey throwing nuts to the moon?
A: An math throw nut (astronaut).
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Q: What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
A: Find space for a book.
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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it's full.
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Q: What's heavier? A Galaxy, Mars, Earth or the Sun?
A: The Earth because galaxy and mars are chocolate bars and the sun's a newspaper!
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Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rocket.
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Q: Why don't people like the restaurant on the moon?
A: Because there is no atmosphere.
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Q: What do Astronauts eat on?
A: Flying Saucers!
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Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to go to the mooooooon!
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Q: Why did the baby go to outer space?
A: To visit the milky way.
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