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#1 2018-09-05 13:32:24

Registered: 2005-06-28
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Diet Jokes

Questions and Answers : Diet Jokes
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Q: Why shouldn't you worry about gaining a few extra pounds?
A: Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Q: Did you hear about the seafood diet?
A: You see food and you eat it.
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Q: Did you hear about the Dr. DoLittle Diet?
A: You talk to food instead of eating it.
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Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: He'll dessert you.
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Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: He went back four seconds.
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Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
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Q: Why do people on a diet eat TV dinners?
A: So they could watch what they eat!
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Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
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Q: What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?
A: A balanced meal.
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Q: Why should you go to the paint store if your on a diet?
A: You can get thinner there.
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Q: What should you never put in an ice cream sundae?
A: A Spoon.
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Q: What does a bulimic have for dessert?
A: Two fingers.
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Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.
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Q: Have you seen the Spy thriller about fat people?
A: It's called "Tomorrow Never Diets"
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Q: Have you heard of the garlic diet?
A: You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
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