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#1 2018-08-30 00:28:47

ganesh
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Cereal and Coconut Jokes

Q: What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
A: Cheerios.
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Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
A: With a bowl of "Surreal".
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Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
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Q: How did Reese eat her cereal?
A: Witherspoon.
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Q:  What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A:  Frosted Flakes.
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Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A:  A cereal killer.
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Q: What are crisp, like milk and go "snap, crackle, squeak" when you eat them?
A: Mice Krispies!
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Q: What does a pirate eat for breakfast?
A: Captain Crunch.
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Q: What cereal is worth its weight in gold?
A: Golden Grahams.
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Q: How do you know your fat?
A: When your cereal bowl comes with a life guard.
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Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space?
A: A coco-naut.
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Q: Where do  intergalactic coconuts grab a drink?
A: At the "Milky Way".
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Q:  What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?
A: Cocoa-Nuts.
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Q:  What is a coconut never guilty of?
A: Nuttiness.
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Q: Why didn't the coconuts go to the ballet?
A: They were afraid of the nutcracker.
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