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Cabbage, Cauliflower, Celery Jokes

Cabbage, Cauliflower, and Celery Jokes
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Q: What does a cabbage outlaw have?
A: A price on his head.
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Q: What do you call a cabbage that's in love?
A:Head over heels.
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Q: What do you tell a cabbage that's down in the dumps?
A: Hold your head up high.
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Q: How does a farmer mend his pants?
A: With Cabbage patches.
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Q: What does cabbage say at the salad bar?
A: Lettuce pray.
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Q: What do you call a cabbage with a body?
A: Head and shoulders above the rest.
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Q: Where do vegetables grow up?
A: Cauli-fornia.
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Q: What did the husband do after forgetting his wife's birthday?
A: Cauliflower shop!
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Q: What water yields the most beautiful cauliflower garden?
A: Perspiration!
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Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A. In the Gobi desert. 
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Q: Where did the cauliflower go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
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Q: Why did the gardener quit?
A: Because his celery wasn't high enough!
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Q: What water yields award winning Celery plants?
A: Perspiration! 
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Q: Why was the Hamster upset with his job?
A: It didn't pay enough salary (celery).
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Q: Why did the chef quit?
A: They cut his celery.
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Q: What did the celery say to the veggie dip?
A: I'm stalking you! 
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Q: What do you call celery stalks covered in solid gold?
A: A bunch of money.
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Q: Why are celery stalks leaves never lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches.
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