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#1 2018-08-05 00:13:40

ganesh
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Money Jokes

Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: "Sorry, I'm a little short".
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Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
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Q: How is the moon like a dollar?
A: They both have 4 quarters.
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Q: Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?
A: They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
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Q: Why is dough another word for money?
A: Because everyone kneads it.
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Q: What do stockbrokers say to each other when they want the other person to shut up?
A: Put a stock in it!
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Q: What do you call a man with a head full of change?
A: Headquarters.
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Q: You have 10 dollars in your pocket and you lose 5. What do you have in your pocket?
A: A hole.
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Q: How did the Banker die?
A: He Cashed Out.
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Q: Where do seagulls invest their money?
A: In the stork market!
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Q: Do you know 50 Cent's half brother's name?
A: 25 Cent.
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Q: What did the coin say to the token?
A: Dude, that makes no cents.
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Q: Why did the idiot go broke?
A: Because he had no cents.
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Q: What do fish use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
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Q: Where does a fish keep his money?
A: In the River Bank!
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