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#1 2018-08-04 01:22:17

ganesh
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Pie Jokes

Q: Why did the pie go to a dentist?
A: Because he needed a filling!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry.
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Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
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Q: What do you call a pie protesting on Wall Street?
A: Occu-pie.
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Q: What do you call a fantasy adventure movie about baked goods and a Bengal tiger?
A: Life of Pie.
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Q: What do sharks eat for dessert?
A: Octo-pie.
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Q. What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
A. Pi!
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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
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Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.
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Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
A: 3.14.
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Q: What is 1.57?
A: Half a pie.
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Q: What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?
A: Apple pi.
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Q: What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?
A: 3.14
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Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Cow pi.
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Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon pi.
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Q:What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Eskimo pi.
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Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry?
A: He'll work for pi.
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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a la mode.
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