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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cheese Jokes

Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese.
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Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!
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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
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Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
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Q: What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
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Q: Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the Olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle.
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Q: Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
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Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
A: Ask Cheese.
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Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I'm Brieeee.
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Q: What did the cheese say to the other cheese?
A: I smell something swiss-picious!
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Q: What kind of cheese do rodents like?
A: Mousearella.
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Q: What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie.
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