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#1 2018-07-07 20:24:20

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 27,841

Cake Jokes

Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.
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Q: What did the cake say to the fork?
A: You want a piece of me?
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Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
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Q: What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
A: You can have your cake and eat it too.
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Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
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Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
A: It was icing on the cake.
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Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!
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Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
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Q: Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
A: To make them light and fluffy.
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Q: Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
A: Cause he was stuffed.
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Q: When the little boy was baking a cake, why did it run away?
A: Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
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Q: Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
A: Because his wife told him to ice it!
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Q: Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crumby!
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Q: Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
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Q: What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A: A stomach-cake!
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