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Q: Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?

A: She thought she'd be stung by the b.

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Q: Who invented algebra?

A: A Clever X-pert.

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Q: Why did the imaginary number turn red?

A: It ran out of i-drops.

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Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?

A: By completing the scare.

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Q: What do you call a rodent with babies?

A: A quad-rat-ic parent.

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Q: Why did the polynomial plant wilt?

A: Its roots were imaginary.

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Q: How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?

A: She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.

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Q: Why did the doctor send the expression to a psychiatrist?

A: Because it wasn't rational.

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Q: Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?

A: Because we are studying log rhythms.

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Q: How can you tell when a factorial is enthusiastic?

A: It's always enthusiastic- it has an exclamation point!

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Q: What wild animal is good at algebra?

A: The tangent lion.

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Q: Why are you so negative?

A: Just take me for my absolute value.

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