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Alg Num Theory

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Country jokes

Q: What is the coldest country in the world?
A: Chile. (=“Chilly”.)
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Q: What is the hottest country in the world?
A: Chile. (=“Chilli”.)
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Re: Country jokes

Q: In which country do people never get enough to eat?
A: Hung(a)ry.
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Q: Which country do birds love?
A: Turkey.
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Q: Which is the most musical country in the world?
A: Sing-apore.
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Q: Which country can hurt you the most?
A: S-pain.
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Q: Which is the dirtiest country in the world?
A: Germ-any.
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Q: Which two countries are the laziest in the world?
A: Slo(w)vakia and Slo(w)venia.
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Q: Which country has the most oil?
A: Greece. (=“Grease”.)
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Q: In which countries do pirates live?
A: Arrr-gentina and Arrr-menia.
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Q: Which country is home to one of the Teletubbies?
A: Poland.
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Q: What do you call a stupid person from Rio de Janeiro?
A: A Brazil nut!
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Q: What do people in one Central American country say to each other at Christmas?
A: Belize Navidad! (≈“Feliz Navidad¨.)
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Re: Country jokes

Q: Why is the Northeast of England is so old and broken down?
A: Because it has aged with Tyne and is now the worse for Wear!

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