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Jai Ganesh

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Money Matters

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to shop.
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When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything.
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Money is not the root of all evil, Jealousy is.
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One dollar said to the other, our love does not makes cents, it makes dollars.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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When you're poor, always spend your money wisely because it's common cents.
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The other day I went to the ATM and this old woman asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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If time is money, are ATMs time machines?
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Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart.
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You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny? Money jokes are priceless, At least that's my two cents on it.
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Two coins meet,the first coin said: Hi,I'm 20 cents.The second coin said:What a coincidence,I'm 20 cents too! Funny part:Coincidence. 
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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laurawallin

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Re: Money Matters

Thanks so much for sharing this post! I am loving these quotations about money. Money matters.

Alg Num Theory

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Re: Money Matters

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Me, or the ugly man, whatever (3,3,6)