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#1 2018-05-10 01:20:25

ganesh
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Otter and Orangutan Jokes

Q: How do you save a drowning otter?
A: Take your foot of its head.
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Q: Where do otters keep their money?
A: In the river bank!
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Q: What do you call a kids book about otters?
A: Harry Otter.
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Q: What kind of car does an otter drive?
A: A Furrari.
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Q: What do you drive in a river?
A: An otter-mobile.
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Q: When does a otter go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
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Q: What do you call a monkey who works in a call center?
A: A who-rang-utang!
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Q: What is as big as an orangutan but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
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Q: Why did the Orangutan fail English?
A: He had little Ape-titude!
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Q: How do you make a Orangutan laugh?
A: Tell it a whale of a tale!
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Q: What do orangutans do when they're mad at each other?
A: They have a Gorilla war!
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Q: Why did the orangutan go to the doctor?
A: Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!
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