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#26 2018-02-14 01:21:52

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Re: Q & A

Q: Why did the crazy scientist prevent the sick eagle from entering his lab?
A: Simply, because it was ill-eagle or illegal!
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Q: How are tough chickens made?
A: They are made from hard boiled eggs.
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Q: What is a pussycat who eats lemon called?
A: A sourpuss.
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Q: Which state in the happiest in the USA?
A: Merry Land (Maryland).
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Q: Where do boars save their cash?
A: Piggy banks, of course.
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Q: How did the crazy scientist stretch his imagination?
A: He simply put an elastic band around his head.
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Q: What do you call a foreign ant?
A: Import-Ant.
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Q: Why aren’t there any giraffes in the elementary school?
A: Obviously, they are all in the High School.
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Q: What was the reason for the computer to break up with the internet?
A: There was no "connection.”
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Q: Why did the production line-man put a clock under his desk?
A: To work over-time.
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Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: Use tomato paste.
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Q: What type of electricity do they have in Washington?
A: Direct Current or D.C.
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Q: Which day of the week is the best day to go to the beach?
A: On a Sun Day.
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Q: Which insect runs away from basically everything?
A: The Flee.
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Q: What happened to the dog that ate the firefly?
A: It barked with “de-light.”
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#27 2018-02-14 23:30:52

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Re: Q & A

Q: How can you eat an egg without breaking the shell?
A: Ask someone else to break it.
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Q: Did you hear the story about the Peacock?
A: It is a beautiful tail [tale].
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Q: While dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
A: They have fleece.
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Q: How can you spell “too much” using just two letters?
A: XS.
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Q: Which thief is the strongest?
A: The shoplifter.
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Q: Which person’s profession involves a lot of shouting?
A: The “I Scream Man” [ice-cream man].
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Q: Which house weighs the least?
A: The lighthouse.
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Q: Which fruit has been there since man invented the calendar?
A: Dates.
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Q: What is purple and is five thousand miles long?
A: The “Grape Wall of China” [Great Wall].
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Q: Where can you always find health, wealth, and happiness?
A: The Dictionary.
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Q: How do crazy people travel through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
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Q: Why was the student's report card wet?
A: It was below C level.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#28 2018-02-15 17:46:05

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Re: Q & A

Q: It took 20,000 workers to build the Taj Mahal in 20 years. How many workers would be required to build it in 10 years?
A: The Taj Mahal cannot be built again.
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Q: Which one is correct? “Penguins flies” or “A Penguin flies”
A: Neither. Penguins don’t fly.
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Q: How many sides does a circle have?
A: Two. An inside and an outside.
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Q: If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
A: 12, fish don’t drown!
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Q: What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.
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Q: What ended in the year 1919?
A: 1918 – yes, the year 1918 ended when the New Year 1919 begins!
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Q: There are innumerable tables of this kind, but there are no legs. What is that?
A: Multiplication tables and time tables!
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Q: Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys?
A: Cookies!
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Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The Letter T.
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Q: Name any one major reason that causes divorce.
A: Marriage.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#29 2018-02-20 00:51:55

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Re: Q & A

Q: Which is the loudest state in the U.S.A.?
A: ILLI NOISE.
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Q: What did the little boat say to the yacht?
A: Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
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Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
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Q: What’s the name of a six-sided polygon?
A: Sixagon.
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Q: What is an acid with a serious attitude problem?
A: A-mean-oh-acid!
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Q: How come Iron Man is a woman?
A: Because Fe-Male.
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Q: What is a cat’s favorite car?
A: “A Catillac”!
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Q: If TVs run on electricity and trucks run on gas, what do cats run on?
A: Their four paws.
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Q: What do you call a cat who gets her way no matter what?
A: Purrsuasive.
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Q: Have you heard about the cat who climbed the Himalayas?
A: She was a renowned sher-paw.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#30 Yesterday 01:54:34

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Re: Q & A

Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.
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Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.
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Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.
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Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
A: "Someday my prints will come."
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Q: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket.
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: "A miner be flat" (A minor B-flat).
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Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A: Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad.
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Q: What do you call a wandering caveman?
A: A meanderthal.
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Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!
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Q: What did the buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
A: "Bison!" (bye son).
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Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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