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#1 2006-08-18 16:42:34
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The Annoying Duck and the Bartender
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
The bartender says "What can I get you?"
Duck: Umm. Do you have any bananas?
Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd):
No, I'm afraid we don't.
And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar.
The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on a bar stool.
Bartender: Hi. What can I get for you?
Duck: Umm. Do you have any bananas?
Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren't you in here yesterday? Look buddy, we don't have any bananas. OK?
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out the door.
The next day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning some glasses when he hears a familiar voice.
Duck: Umm.. Do you have any bananas?
The bartender is really ticked off.
Bartender: Look. What's your problem? You came in here yesterday asking for bananas, I TOLD you, WE DON'T HAVE ANY BANANAS!! Next time I see your little ducktail waddle in here I'm going to nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. GOT me pal?
And the duck hops off the bar stool and waddles out.
The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, walks up to the bartender and the bartender says,
"What the heck do YOU want?"
Umm. do you have any nails?
What!? OF course not.
Oh. Well, do you have any bananas?
Last edited by Devanté (2006-08-18 19:40:56)
#2 2006-08-20 13:40:54
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Re: The Annoying Duck and the Bartender
Ok, this rope walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says: "Get out, we don't serve ropes."
The rope feels insulted, and is very upset, so the next day he goes into the same bar, hoping that he will be served this time. But the same thing happens.
The rope is so distraught, that he goes home and starts to bash himself into the metal bedpost, until his end is totally frayed. When he realizes what he has done, he twists himself and ties the frayed end into a knot.
He then goes back to the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey, aren't you a rope?"
He answers: "I'm a frayed knot."
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#3 2006-08-22 02:49:29
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Re: The Annoying Duck and the Bartender
I remember hearing that one, very similar to the joke about the string walking into a bar.
#4 2006-08-22 12:53:33
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Re: The Annoying Duck and the Bartender
Was he strung out?
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#5 2006-08-22 16:42:16
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Re: The Annoying Duck and the Bartender
Actually, yeah.
Except he didn't get himself into a frayed knot by bashing himself into a metal bedpost. In the other version. 