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#1 2006-08-09 03:51:47

RealEstateBroker
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Hunters

This is a Vermont joke:

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "I am pretty sure my friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"


Love is what matters most!

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#2 2006-08-09 10:02:02

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Re: Hunters

Good at following instructions! big_smile


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#3 2006-08-09 20:19:26

espeon
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Re: Hunters

lol thats funny


Presenting the Prinny dance.
Take this dood! Huh doood!!! HUH DOOOOD!?!? DOOD HUH!!!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#4 2006-08-15 22:07:18

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Re: Hunters

Funny. Similar to some other jokes I've heard about instructions...I like these kinds, but that doesn't necessarily mean I prefer them to the good ol' knock-knocks... wink

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#5 2006-08-16 00:17:37

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Re: Hunters

Who's there?


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#6 2006-08-17 08:25:56

Devantè
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Re: Hunters

According to this, that joke is the world's funniest joke.

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