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**mikau****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-22
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Clearly going a month without calculus is taking its toll. Morbid images like these are popping into my head.

*Last edited by mikau (2006-04-08 06:55:22)*

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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You made that? It's good!

"From the frying pan into the fire", or should that be stomach?

Which reminds me of the international travellers arriving at the hotel: "From the flying plane into the foyer"

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**mikau****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-22
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Gladieggers rock! They crack me up! ;-)

Thanks, I don't know.. its a stupid joke but it just came to me last night and I couldn't resist drawing it up. :-P

*Last edited by mikau (2006-04-08 11:30:17)*

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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**Zach****Member**- Registered: 2005-03-23
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Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says to the other, "It's getting hot in here..."

The other sausage turns to the other and says, "Oh my God! A talking sausage!"

Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.

And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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**mikau****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-22
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LOL! ROFL! I never sausage nonsense!

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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