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#1 2006-03-12 08:54:17

jU
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Registered: 2005-08-17
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funny as it is the P

One day, in class, a pupil stuck his hand up in the air. "Miss, may I go to the toilet?" He asked.
The teacher replied, "No, you know you can't go during lessons."
The pupil protested: "But Miss, I really, really need to go."
"Fine then," said the teacher. "But first, recite the alphabet."
The pupil said, "A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O. Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z. Now may I go to the toilet Miss?"
The teacher hesitated. "What about the P?"
"It's just trickled down my leg, Miss," said the pupil.

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#2 2006-03-12 11:28:22

Tigeree
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Registered: 2005-11-19
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Re: funny as it is the P

HA HA HA HA  lol LOL !


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#3 2006-03-12 12:07:52

mikau
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Registered: 2005-08-22
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Re: funny as it is the P

yeah I've heard that one. Makes me sick every time.


A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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#4 2006-03-14 20:15:43

Tigeree
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Re: funny as it is the P

HA HA HA HA lol LOL !


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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