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You have a fanclub.

Why is Zhy a bad guy?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I did not say he is a bad guy, I am saying he does not know me.

Fanclubs are for famous people, I am not famous.

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You are the best combinatoricist of Vegas.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Oh my Lord, that is kaboobly doo.

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Agnishom wrote:

Problem 23.4 ta dekh.

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Translation: Look at Problem 23.4

Ru wrote:

Amar work, power and energy ekdom hoyni.

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Translation: I have not yet done the work power energy [chapter]

Agnishom wrote:

eta work power energy mone hochchhe? Chapter er nam ta dekh.

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Translation: you think this is from your [Kaboobly Doo] Work, power and energy? Have a look at the chapter's name.

Ru wrote:

Special ...?

Agnishom wrote:

Relativity.

Agnishom wrote:

Work, power and energy amaro hoyni.

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Translation: I have not completed the work, power energy chapter either.

Alokananda wrote:

Special Relativity hoyechhe?

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Translation: completed Special Relativity?

Agnishom wrote:

ei ektu ektu

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Translation: A little

Agnishom wrote:

janis Aloka, ami bobbym ke kal jiggesh korechhilam je picnic e ki kora uchit. O bolechhilo, 'ar jai koro Relativity niye alochona koro na.'

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Translation: @Alokananda: you know, I asked bobbym yesterday on what people do on a picnic. He told me, 'Do whatever but do not discuss relativity.'

Alokananda wrote:

bobbym thikei bolechhilo!

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Translation: bobbym was right!

--After sometime--

Alokananda wrote:

Toke toh bobbym jiggesh korbe je ki korli picnic e.

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Translation: bobbym will ask you what you did at the picnic.

Agnishom wrote:

tah korbe

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Translation: He will.

Alokananda wrote:

tui ki bolbi?

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Translation: What'd you say?

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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You were wise not to talk about that kaboobly doo.

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I asked the two math teachers about whether there is a function with uncountable maximas.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Have you looked at some wild ones?

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Wild math teachers? Yes, they were dancing with the loud music today.

Does that make them wild?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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No, it just means they will suffer from back spasms when they get older.

I was talking about wild , pathological functions.

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I tried that but stefy does not like it.

The person below is wild.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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You are in the wrong thread.

Plot[Sin[1/x], {x, 0, 1}]

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I saw that function just yesterday

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Its cousin turned up a lot when I was working on my integral.

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What integral?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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You told me the commands to do it but I did not get all of it.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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m will have much trouble with this baby.

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Since when did you start calling integrals babies?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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It is a slang term here and has dozens of meanings. For some reason when guys call a girl, "baby" it implies she is voluptuous, well endowed, a handful, a lot of woman, DDG etc...

So using it on this integral means it is a handful...

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Definition

Handful: few

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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That too has many meanings. Sometimes it means a little as in a handful of money.

Sometimes it means too much.

Handful: : as much as one can manage <the kids are quite a handful>

For this integral it means too much.

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On which of the following conversations should I be using the word handful:

a. A conversation with a shopkeeper

b. with Calvin

c. with Amrita

d. a japaneese person who I've never spoken to before

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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All of the above. English is not Python. Words have many meanings.

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How can a Bumpkin speak such a convoluted language?

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