Q. Where's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!
Q. What did one earthquake say to another?
A. It's not my fault!
Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse
Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he's a little Bigger!
Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. To win the nobell prize
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella.
Q.What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A. A doctopus!
Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A. Stick with me and we will go places!
Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?
A. They eat chips!
Q. Which month do soldiers hate most?
A. The month of March!
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
Q. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A. She couldn't control her pupils!
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!
Q. What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A. The temperature!
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.