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#1 2006-02-19 16:11:07

jU
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Absolutely STUPID joke

1st person. How many frogs do you have Fribble
2nd person. I don't know
1st person. but you should know you're Fribble
2nd person. um Actually I'm not Fribble, Fribble is my next door Neighbour's cat
1st person. OH

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#2 2006-02-19 20:24:12

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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

ha ha i'm luaghing 4 the sake of laughing

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#3 2006-02-24 09:14:40

jU
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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

I wouldn't laugh it is so dumb

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#4 2006-02-24 10:39:13

mikau
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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

I don't even get it...

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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#5 2006-02-24 13:49:26

John E. Franklin
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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

In "how many frogs do you have Fribble", is fribble verb or a name or other?
I don't get it either.

igloo myrtilles fourmis

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#6 2006-02-25 09:32:14

jU
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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

I don't evn get it it's just i heard emma say fribble and matthew say frogs so i came up with it

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#7 2006-02-25 19:14:05

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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.
-Bertrand Russell

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#8 2006-02-25 20:34:43

jU
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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

by the way Emma is my daughter and Matthew is my son they are two year old twins who turn three October 15 a big handful

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#9 2006-02-27 11:28:54

John E. Franklin
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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

Cool, there are two sets of twins in my family, my brothers, and my nieces.

igloo myrtilles fourmis

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#10 2006-02-27 18:52:30

jU
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do you find they are a pain? Because i was an only child and felt i needed company so is nice having siblings

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#11 2006-03-11 15:47:43

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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

This sounds dumb, but I don't get it...???? Can you explain?:/

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#12 2006-03-11 21:19:01

justlookingforthemoment
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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

If you meant the joke...

I don't think it's meant to be got.

Also, welcome, damathgirl!

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#13 2006-03-11 21:45:47

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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

Location: The Swamp Library

Librarian: "Mr Turtle, would you take this book to Mr Frog?"
Mr Turtle: "Why, certainly!"
(some time passes)
Mr Turtle: "Do you have another book for Mr Frog?"
Librarian: (rummages around) "Here you are Mr Turtle"
(some time passes)
Mr Turtle: "Do you have yet another book for Mr Frog?"
Librarian: (rummages around) "OK, here's another one, Mr Turtle"
(some time passes)
Mr Turtle: "Please ... another book for Mr Frog?"
Librarian: "I suppose so, but can you first tell me why you always come straight back with the books, Mr Turtle?"
Mr Turtle: "It is quite simple, every time I show him a book he says 'Read It!'"

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#14 2006-03-12 10:19:43

justlookingforthemoment
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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

. I think I've heard that joke somewhere else, but with an additional chicken, going 'Boooook! Book! Bok! Bok!'

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#15 2006-03-14 20:16:59

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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

a chicken ?

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#16 2006-08-26 03:54:46

Devantè
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Re: Absolutely STUPID joke

I don't get the first one...but MathsIsFun's is quite good.

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