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Good JokesHere is picture that explains yet another reason that Achilles can never catch the tortoise. Hey. #2 20130423 10:15:33
Re: Good JokesHi mathgogocart; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #3 20130423 10:29:55
Re: Good JokesQ: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate! Hey. #4 20130423 11:57:43
Re: Good JokesNice jokes, Thanks for sharing 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #5 20130423 12:06:54
Re: Good Jokeshttp://www.barcodeart.com/artwork/clocks/barcode/index.html LOOK FUNNY EH? Last edited by mathgogocart (20130423 12:07:24) Hey. #6 20130423 12:33:46
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I didn't get this 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #7 20130525 00:31:37
Re: Good JokesMaths is one of the most confusing subject in my live, but after making its jokes I feel more nice to learn maths, thank you, guys!!!!!!!!!!!............ Jake is Alice's father, Jake is the ________ of Alice's father? Why is T called island letter? think, think, think and don't get up with a solution... #8 20130525 00:49:35
Re: Good JokesHi Agnishom;
They are going to have a very hard time answering that question. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #9 20130526 17:03:20
Re: Good Jokesdon't you all think that maths is very sad ? can you tell me why? Answer: Because it is full of problems....... Jake is Alice's father, Jake is the ________ of Alice's father? Why is T called island letter? think, think, think and don't get up with a solution... #10 20130527 00:49:27
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Sadly the will get low grades Hey. #11 20130808 13:01:44
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I still do not get it 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #12 20130808 19:16:56
Re: Good JokesProblem #2. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #13 20130808 22:11:40
Re: Good JokesBut why? 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #14 20130808 22:13:52
Re: Good JokesThey will have trouble answering which tire went flat because it is a lie and they probably did not discuss the lie beforehand. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #15 20130808 22:27:47
Re: Good JokesGot it. Thank you 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #16 20130808 22:28:43
Re: Good JokesThey will have to guess, if they all do not agree, they will fail. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #17 20130808 22:38:06
Re: Good JokesIt is not a probability game! In real life, they would just write they cannot remember. 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #18 20130808 22:40:28
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The truth is easier to remember and lasts longer. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #19 20130808 22:49:09
Re: Good JokesBut you need to lie sometimes. 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #20 20130808 22:53:08
Re: Good JokesThat is true?! But is that a lie? In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #22 20130829 23:48:10
Re: Good Jokespositively? Jake is Alice's father, Jake is the ________ of Alice's father? Why is T called island letter? think, think, think and don't get up with a solution... 