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#101 2013-04-07 13:16:15

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Were talking about the La...ta files?


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#102 2013-04-07 13:18:15

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Hmmm, I think I got ya...


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#103 2013-04-07 13:20:20

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Got me? In what way?


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#104 2013-04-07 13:21:30

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I have never heard of her.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#105 2013-04-07 13:22:44

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I do not understand you...


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#106 2013-04-07 13:25:05

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Re: Mathematics jokes

When I said that I was joking.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#107 2013-04-07 13:31:54

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Oh. Anyway, is that what you mentioned there?


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#108 2013-04-07 13:33:08

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Nope. I do not wish to frighten anyone.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#109 2013-04-07 13:37:45

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Then what did you mention?


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#110 2013-04-07 13:43:29

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Creatures that think human reasoning is a joke.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#111 2013-04-07 13:46:19

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Don't all of them think so?


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#112 2013-04-07 13:47:41

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I would think that most of them view humans the way we watch the three stooges.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#113 2013-04-07 13:48:28

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Re: Mathematics jokes

£a...ta?


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#114 2013-04-07 13:49:37

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Re: Mathematics jokes

The latin for lizard.


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#115 2013-04-07 13:54:42

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The people in the East have other names for them.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#116 2013-04-07 13:59:59

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Re: Mathematics jokes

What names?


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#117 2013-04-07 14:02:58

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Hmmmm, there is even a derivation of it in Europe.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#118 2013-04-07 14:20:56

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I am still not seeing any names...


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#119 2013-04-07 14:21:53

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You have heard of Vlad the impaler? Know anything about his history?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#120 2013-04-07 14:26:43

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Dragons?


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#121 2013-04-07 14:38:58

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Yep, his standard I think was called dracon, which was derived  from Draconis. We get dragon.
The Buddhist and some Hindus call then nagas. In Buddhism it means dragon to the Hindus it means snake or sepent.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#122 2013-04-07 14:41:05

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So, you mentioned the Draconians. But, don't they live in another bubble?


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#123 2013-04-07 14:52:16

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Originally according to some people they come from there and were brought here millions of years ago.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#124 2013-04-07 14:56:22

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By who?


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#125 2013-04-07 15:19:44

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Maybe we can talk about that some other time.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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