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You are not logged in. #1 20130118 13:53:22
Some better Jokes.Here are some. Hey. #2 20130118 20:13:30
Re: Some better Jokes.hi mathgogocart You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself..........Galileo Galilei #3 20130119 00:57:45
Re: Some better Jokes.I didnt get the e > 0! Joke 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #4 20130119 03:51:23
Re: Some better Jokes.Hi; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #5 20130119 04:25:28
Re: Some better Jokes.It means that the mathematicians brain tends to 0... The limit operator is just an excuse for doing something you know you can't. “It's the subject that nobody knows anything about that we can all talk about!” ― Richard Feynman “Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment #6 20130119 04:34:50
Re: Some better Jokes.Hey, I am not remotely considered a mathematician and I am insulted. So you see that joke does not only work on mathematicians. I give it a nine. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #7 20130119 09:20:15
Re: Some better Jokes.OK.Some more jokes. Hey. #9 20130225 01:29:49
Re: Some better Jokes.Superb 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #10 20130225 06:36:12
Re: Some better Jokes.Quite funny. Especially the sine and tan one. I have discovered a truly marvellous signature, which this margin is too narrow to contain. Fermat Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. Archimedes Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  Neumann #11 20130303 04:37:07
Re: Some better Jokes.teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems? Hey. 