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You are not logged in. #76 2012-11-17 22:43:09
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !This is my feeble attempt at writing a joke I heard a few years ago, of which I can only recall the punch line and the jazz bar setting. I used a jazz/beatnik dictionary to get me through this, and these are some of the entries I used: Last edited by phrontister (2012-11-18 13:23:34) "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #77 2012-11-18 01:43:34
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Miller? The limit operator is just an excuse for doing something you know you can't. “It's the subject that nobody knows anything about that we can all talk about!” ― Richard Feynman “A secret's worth depends on the people from whom it must be kept.” ― Carlos Ruiz Zafón #78 2012-11-18 05:17:09
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi phrontister; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #79 2012-11-18 10:45:24
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !No...Davis. "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #80 2012-11-18 10:47:47
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #81 2012-11-18 11:08:54
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi Bobby,
A bygone era... "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #82 2012-11-18 11:15:49
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #83 2012-11-18 11:34:08
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi Bobby, "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #84 2012-11-18 11:41:49
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !I thought the phrases were a little off base, but what does Miles have to do with Chattanooga Choo Choo? In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #85 2012-11-18 11:45:02
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Nothing, really. I chose his name for the first name of my character because of the jazz club setting. "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #86 2012-11-18 12:02:05
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #87 2012-11-18 12:52:07
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !No, I haven't. I'm not into jazz, but maybe I should broaden my musical horizon a bit and check him out on YT. "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #88 2012-11-18 13:16:33
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !
That one just is not right. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #89 2012-11-18 13:27:04
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi Bobby,
This came from a site of such terms:
"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #90 2012-11-18 13:30:18
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi;
I know the site but that dude is not any older than Tigeree. The phrase should be, "that cat is really gone. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #91 2012-11-19 02:22:11
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi Bobby, "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #92 2012-11-19 02:48:06
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi phrontister; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #93 2012-11-19 03:19:22
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi Bobby,
(I think my joke is set in the fifties/sixties period, hence the slight misquote to include the fifties.) Last edited by phrontister (2012-11-19 03:50:25) "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #94 2012-11-19 07:28:53
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi;
I was around a good bit before that too. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #95 2012-11-19 09:13:38
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !
But...but...but...I thought I sent it to you! How could you think that I would do something so mean?! Last edited by phrontister (2012-11-19 09:14:23) "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #96 2012-11-19 09:29:08
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi phrontister; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. 90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics. I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on. #98 2012-11-19 12:56:48
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !OK,seoursily If your parents died,you wouldnt go. woosh! woosh! bye as I go to Kanto. #99 2012-11-19 12:58:58
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi Sarah, "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #100 2012-11-19 13:01:02
Re: A very nice "joke"! ! !Hi Bobby,
...implication being that after the month is up you'll wake up! Excellent! "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson |