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#1 2006-01-06 18:48:20

VR Hawks
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What Didn't You Catch Him?

Little Peter, a smart little kid, was walking in the streets when he encountered a policeman.

"Good morning, Uncle Policeman," greeted Peter politely.

"Good morning, Little Peter," replied the policeman.

"How do you do today?" asked Peter.

"I'm posting up papers of catching a robber around the streets. Mind to help out?" said the policeman.

Little Peter went to look at one of the papers in the policeman's hands. He saw the robbers face.

"How did you get the robbers face?" asked Peter.

"By camera," answered the policeman.

"Then why didn't you catch him when you were taking a shot of him?" asked Peter again.

The policeman didn't have an answer to this.


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#2 2006-01-06 19:06:29

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Re: What Didn't You Catch Him?

smile

Awwww... why didn't the Policeman faint?


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#3 2006-01-06 19:12:45

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Re: What Didn't You Catch Him?

Because he needn't to.

Last edited by VR Hawks (2006-01-06 19:12:55)


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#4 2006-01-07 12:54:40

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Re: What Didn't You Catch Him?

Yes he did. smile

The policeman didn't have an answer to this, and consequently fainted.

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#5 2006-01-07 16:05:47

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Re: What Didn't You Catch Him?

I thought you didn't like people to faint in the end.


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#6 2006-01-07 18:00:53

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Re: What Didn't You Catch Him?

Strangely you miss it when they don't ...

Go on, let's have them all faint.


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#7 2006-01-07 18:34:08

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Re: What Didn't You Catch Him?

Whats all the fainting got to do with anything?

I'm confused...

(faints)


A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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#8 2006-01-08 00:09:10

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Re: What Didn't You Catch Him?

The people who read my other jokes think that every joke I make will end up in a faint because in the other jokes, the end is fainting.

We should have a daily change, MathIsFun. We shouldn't take the same thing all the time.


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