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#1 2006-01-03 23:52:09

VR Hawks
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History Joke

A boy was doing his history homework and his father went to check. Suddenly, he wanted to say something.

"I wish I were Christopher Columbus," the boy sighed. He continued to do his homework.

"Why? You want to be as famous?" the father asked, and also quite happy the boy was learning to become famous in the future.

"No, it's not that. It's because if I were him, I wouldn't discover America and I wouldn't need to learn history anymore!" The boy said, looking up to his father.

His father, after hearing this, fainted to the ground.


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#2 2006-01-04 00:08:01

Jai Ganesh
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Re: History Joke

Good one, VR Hawks smile smile smile


It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#3 2006-01-04 01:15:22

krassi_holmz
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Re: History Joke

A+!!!


IPBLE:  Increasing Performance By Lowering Expectations.

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#4 2006-01-04 01:55:31

VR Hawks
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Re: History Joke

Thank you. I found that joke in my old English textbook. smile


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#5 2006-02-19 21:38:13

ziman
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Re: History Joke

Dur Chudir Bha Cham Cham

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#6 2006-02-24 09:33:10

jU
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Re: History Joke

ah what did you say fella

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