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#201 2012-05-10 19:08:34

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The Kola is important for the product's image. Your death is meaningless but you screaming and writhing and leg kicking will thrill the audience everywhere. It will bring great joy to me also.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#202 2012-05-10 19:16:12

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Thrills they can get anywhere. Anywhere, in any movie.
And it is also out of pure selfishness that I will not let you view my death. Unless you would care to meet up someplace and you do it yourself. 
And concentrate on what you're typing.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#203 2012-05-10 19:17:49

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And concentrate on what you're typing.

Why?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#204 2012-05-10 19:29:57

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Sorry, me being grammar Nazi.
But yeah, I did notice al lot of mistakes in your post & just thought I should tell you. As well as stealing Stefy's job.
Thought you were too clever for that though, so I decided not to make a spectacle of the matter.
& I see some are still there, even though you edited your post.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#205 2012-05-10 19:33:15

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Which post?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#206 2012-05-10 19:46:37

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#201.
But anyway. What were we talking about?


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#207 2012-05-10 19:48:02

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I do not see it. Where are these supposed errors?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#208 2012-05-10 20:08:30

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I think there should be an apostrophe on 'products'. Would... just make more sense...
Or y'know... whatever...

anyway...


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#209 2012-05-10 20:15:21

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You might be right. I will try that.

Thought you were too clever for that though

Hahhahahahahahahhahahahh!


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#210 2012-05-10 20:30:48

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Wow. I get better at this every time. This is good. And when I do it here I don't get beaten up, this is great.
What's so funny? That's what your ego says.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#211 2012-05-10 22:15:42

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You are, that is what?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#212 2012-05-11 19:29:10

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You only make yourself more contemptible when you're modest.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#213 2012-05-11 19:49:26

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Why am I contemptible?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#214 2012-05-11 22:17:52

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Because you are you.
You are very opinionated, you have that ego of superiority, and when you start being modest it just makes it worse. It's more patronising.

That is my only rant I have about you. All else is some form of appreciation.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#215 2012-05-11 22:22:27

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Hahahahhahahhahahh. Stop you are killing me! When I am modest it is worse than when I am an egomaniac? Well, there is no pleasing you. Perhaps it is all in your mind. All that kaboobly doo swirling around in there.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#216 2012-05-11 22:30:26

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I think it's got to do with the fact that I'm a woman, but that would be stereotypical.

It's just more patronising because then I know you don't mean what you say when you're being modest.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#217 2012-05-11 22:36:18

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Hmmm. When I am nice I do not mean it. When I am not so nice I am serious? Maybe, I am neither modest or conceited. Maybe I am something in the middle...


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#218 2012-05-11 23:47:20

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Sounds like human.
That sounds like disgusting philosophical rubbish. See the twisted nonsense that's in my mind? I have to live with that every day.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#219 2012-05-12 02:40:17

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I have to live with that every day.

It is your choice. You must like it and deserve it.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#220 2012-05-12 12:00:48

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Deserve it, yes. Like it, no. But I hate to think of the alternatives.
My mind is very jumbled and all I'm trying to do is express it in an understandable medium. Or at least find someone who can understand it.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#221 2012-05-12 12:41:09

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If you deserve it then you had better learn how to like it. Because more is on the way. Best thing is you will never figure out where it is coming from.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#222 2012-05-12 22:58:16

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I'm trying to do a noble thing here. I'm righting my wrongs by living with them in sufferance.
Although I would like to know where it is coming from...


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#223 2012-05-13 02:27:30

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Noble? You? Hahhahahahhahahah. What kaboobly doo. Did you get it out of a movie?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#224 2012-05-15 18:02:37

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No. I know a lot of people who attempt to be noble.
How is that not being noble, other than my complaining about it all the time?


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
 

#225 2012-05-15 19:54:52

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Seems you know one more than you think. You!


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

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