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#176 2012-05-06 11:26:52
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No, he pushed me off a cliff. As I have previously mentioned.
It might've been in 'What did you do today?' Or ...maybe in 'Friends'...
Please don't proceed by saying 'it can't have been a very big cliff', that's exactly what you said last time.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#177 2012-05-06 11:28:55
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It couldn't have been a very high cliff. Perhaps he should try again.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#178 2012-05-06 11:32:48
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Hm. How did I know.
I'll give him a gun next time. I have asked him to before, but he seemed... offended. That was weird.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#179 2012-05-06 11:34:12
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You should come here.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#180 2012-05-06 11:35:57
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I plan to.
Seems simple enough.
Kind of ruins my previous plans, but I'm sure we could fit in somewhere.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#181 2012-05-06 11:36:29
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Yes, we have nice high cliffs here.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#182 2012-05-06 11:40:15
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I was still on the being shot preference but...
Oh! It could be the one from the Star Trek episode where Kirk's fighting that Gorn.
Although, I do like the look of those random structures in Utah & Arizona. I think a distant relative lives in Arizona.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#183 2012-05-06 11:50:10
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Shot out of a cannon maybe?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#184 2012-05-06 12:20:51
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Nuh. I have preferences. Quick & painless preferences.
Although I do deserve something along the lines of hung, drawn & quartered...
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#185 2012-05-06 12:23:02
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I hope they use a flame thrower, makes a better video.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#186 2012-05-06 12:26:43
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I'm not going to video my own death. There might be a live audience, though. VIP of course.
Unless I get kidnapped by terrorists. They will probably video my death. But I'm not important enough for that.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#187 2012-05-06 12:27:42
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Will you sign away the rights of the video to me for distribution?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#188 2012-05-06 14:05:16
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No. My death will not be videoed unless it falls within the boundaries of my preferences.
Unless I am in fact kidnapped by terrorists, but you'll probably have to consult with them about that.
OR... unless I die in a Death Race, which will probably be televised anyway.
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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#189 2012-05-06 14:24:40
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Bore. Yawn. Snore. I want flame throwers!
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#190 2012-05-10 17:39:01
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Vasquez Rocks! That's what I was thinking of! Outside LA, from that episode 'Arena'.
No, I'm not dying via flame thrower. Although I will be perfectly happy to light other people on fire with a flame thrower & then die.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#191 2012-05-10 17:48:40
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That is what I was saying. Why can you not be the other people?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#192 2012-05-10 17:57:45
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Because I'm not other people.
You know that. You're the one that keeps saying so.
Preferences, flame thrower is not on the list.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#193 2012-05-10 18:02:51
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Hmmm. So a blunt machete is out also?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#194 2012-05-10 18:09:32
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Hmm... well, there is the least amount of pain possible preference...
But I do deserve that, so it may be a possibility.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#195 2012-05-10 18:11:36
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I am not sure about the no pain aspect. Personally I would enjoy much screaming and begging. I would then sell many bottles of T - Genuine Kaboobly Doo Kola. Why do you not want me to make a nice living?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#196 2012-05-10 18:25:01
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Why do you want me to die painfully for your enjoyment?
Although I can't deny I would want the same thing.
& I said it'd be possible.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#197 2012-05-10 18:29:35
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No doubt I would derive tremendous pleasure from watching you writhing in agony but that is being selfish. What about the public? They deserve to see you in agony, do they not?
Also, think of someone other than yourself for a change. While you are screaming horribly, I would be selling lots of T - Genuine Kaboobly Doo Kola! Remember you are a partner so this benefits you too.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#198 2012-05-10 18:57:19
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Great. Do I get paid if you publicly video my death too?
I'm sure lots people would love to see that too, which is why I shall not let you publicise it. I like being selfish, & selfish I shall stay.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#199 2012-05-10 19:00:57
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No pay. But the sales of Kola will be lavish. I will be rich and you will be dead, a perfect ending.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#200 2012-05-10 19:05:28
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Please spell Cola like normal. All I keep seeing is 'Koala', it's weird.
How will my death boost sales anyway?
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.