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#126 2012-04-28 01:29:23

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Don't I? Why not? Oh, wait, yeah, I totally don't.
But she's cool, we get along. No, it's not the mums I don't like, it's the son's emotional attachment to the mothers I despise.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#127 2012-04-28 01:32:16

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Really? So you hate the Moms.

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#128 2012-04-28 01:38:34

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Re: Random jokes I come across

I didn't say that. I hate the attachment.
But I guess it's probable as a generalisation. But that's just thinking stereotypically, bobby.
Although, I do fear that the attachment is stronger with him because his dad is a psycho.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#129 2012-04-28 01:40:50

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Re: Random jokes I come across

And why shouldn't a guy love his Mom?

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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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#130 2012-04-28 02:08:06

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Because ... he should love me instead.
That attachment kind of makes a girl feel a bit ...useless. No, the word I'm looking for is 'unnecessary'.
Isn't there supposed to be a kind of emotional substitution of sorts?

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#131 2012-04-28 02:11:28

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Love in a different way.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#132 2012-04-28 02:15:31

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Re: Random jokes I come across

In a primitive way.
That's hardly love.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#133 2012-04-28 02:16:13

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Why not? What is primitive about it?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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#134 2012-04-28 02:23:54

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Re: Random jokes I come across

It's one of the 5 fundamental needs for survival.
That's not love if it can be so easily given away.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#135 2012-04-28 02:24:47

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Who told you it can be given away? Where do you get this information from?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#136 2012-04-28 02:30:07

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Re: Random jokes I come across

I'm sorry, I just saw it on a thing...
But still it can be stolen, given away & do whatever with.
And it's ...ridiculous.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#137 2012-04-28 02:31:14

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Re: Random jokes I come across

You saw it on a thing? What the heck are you talking about?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#138 2012-04-28 02:36:57

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Re: Random jokes I come across

I was watching something & it gave me the idea to write that.
I was going to write something more reasonable before I wrote that, but now I can't remember what it was.
But anyway.... I'm just lonely.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#139 2012-04-28 02:38:59

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Who wouldn't be after shooting at some guy's mother.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#140 2012-04-28 03:31:32

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Re: Random jokes I come across

I never did that...
And I'm not currently planning too, unless I notice something that can be repaired in that fashion.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#141 2012-04-28 03:34:55

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Repaired?

I am going to nap. See you tomorrow.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#142 2012-04-28 03:37:15

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Re: Random jokes I come across

I'm not quite sure what I meant by that either...
Sounds like something I would do though. But yes, repair as in fix.

Yeah, you told me four times already. G'night.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#143 2012-04-28 03:50:50

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Okay, I will go.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#144 2012-04-29 18:58:01

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Re: Random jokes I come across

You never leave, you're always here. You said so yourself.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#145 2012-04-29 21:45:21

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Re: Random jokes I come across

I do leave for periods of time. More now than before.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#146 2012-04-29 23:15:35

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Really? I haven't noticed. Much.
I've been here more now than earlier... Mainly because I don't want to go back out there as much.
Stress, I think. That's a problem.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#147 2012-04-29 23:47:24

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Re: Random jokes I come across

You are not here often enough to notice.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#148 2012-05-02 19:38:24

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Re: Random jokes I come across

That's probably why then.
I'm here usually. I'm just busy. I do have a life.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#149 2012-05-02 19:38:56

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Re: Random jokes I come across

Yes, you have told me.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#150 2012-05-02 19:43:27

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Re: Random jokes I come across

I tell a lot of people.
They don't believe me.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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