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## #101 2012-04-27 02:20:23

Tigeree
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### Re: Random jokes I come across

It's not me that says so, it's the people who know it.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #102 2012-04-27 02:23:41

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Know what? What you tell them? I would assume they know that. Now what are we off topic about?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #103 2012-04-27 02:41:37

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

I don't tell them, they tell me.
We're off topic about random jokes. I haven't really heard any lately... but does that really matter?

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #104 2012-04-27 02:44:33

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

I have one but it could be considered offensive.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #105 2012-04-27 02:47:04

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Everything you say could be considered offensive, like every one else around here apparently.

I do have one, but it's better said than written...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #106 2012-04-27 02:48:12

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Everything you say could be considered offensive,

Do you know that is offensive?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #107 2012-04-27 02:53:06

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

I'm sorry, what?

Doubt it, anyways. I'm not as easily offended as I make out. Probably because I'm usually the offender.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #108 2012-04-27 02:56:20

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Probably because I'm usually the offender.

Yes, you are.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #109 2012-04-27 03:09:06

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

I'm sorry.
Y'know I don't mean it.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #110 2012-04-27 03:09:59

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Hmmmm? I have heard a lot of I do not mean it today.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #111 2012-04-27 03:29:35

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Yeah... I noticed.
I really am sorry, though. You can trust me on that.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #112 2012-04-27 03:30:43

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Sure ya do!

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #113 2012-04-27 03:33:45

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Well. I'm not surprised. But it's true.
Although... no, forget it.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #114 2012-04-27 03:35:13

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

See what I mean? There is always an although...

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #115 2012-04-27 03:38:10

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

It was going to be a good thing.
I was going to say 'Although, you're the only person I actually trust.' But there's no point in that now.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #116 2012-04-27 03:38:49

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Hello Mr. Tigeree

I am new on this forum. Nice to meet you!

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## #117 2012-04-27 03:41:08

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Although, you're the only person I actually trust.

That is very kind of you.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #118 2012-04-28 00:05:55

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Oh, hey, kiddo.

I think it's actually kind of tragic. Or I don't. Others do. I guess it's a bit lonely, but... there's not a lot I can do about that...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #119 2012-04-28 00:09:20

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Thanks for clearing that up.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #120 2012-04-28 00:29:25

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Oh, sorry. Just figured you didn't actually care either way. But that would be an assumption again... I should stop doing that.
I'm in a tight place here.

There is one other guy... but I'm too scared to trust him. His mind set is too much like my own.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #121 2012-04-28 00:30:02

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

Then you should shoot him.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #122 2012-04-28 00:35:34

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

That was my original plan!
And now I like him too much. Which makes me hate myself more than usual.
But that's what I've been looking for this whole time...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #123 2012-04-28 00:37:29

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

I see. Then you were going to shoot his Mama?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #124 2012-04-28 00:42:46

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

No, his mum is really great. She's so cool & laid back. And she makes really great food.
Why would I do that anyway? I was planning to kill his girlfriend but they broke up already.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #125 2012-04-28 00:47:13

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### Re: Random jokes I come across

You do not like the Moms.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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