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## #76 2012-04-09 02:08:56

Tigeree
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### Re: Jokes

What? Why?
It's all just meaningless gibberish anyway. Maybe I'll just go... and not come back.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #77 2012-04-09 02:10:26

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

What is meaningless gibberish?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #78 2012-04-09 02:12:23

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### Re: Jokes

Everything I say. & write. & type, etc.
& yes, I do realise that saying that it's all meaningless gibberish makes that statement meaningless gibberish in itself.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #79 2012-04-09 02:14:25

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

So you write about gibberish using gibberish. Hmmmm.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #80 2012-04-09 02:45:51

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### Re: Jokes

Yeah. There's not really anything 'Hmmmm.' about it.
It is what it is. Gibberish.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #81 2012-04-09 02:47:57

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

So, you write gibberish. Meaningless gibberish might be a tautology.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #82 2012-04-09 02:56:46

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### Re: Jokes

Oh. Whatever.
If I don't know what I'm writing usually, then I really don't know what I'm writing in the middle of the night.
Okay, then it's not meaningless gibberish. It's just gibberish, as expressed in post #80.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #83 2012-04-09 02:59:38

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

I already knew that.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #84 2012-04-09 03:22:06

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### Re: Jokes

Good.
Just making sure.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #85 2012-04-09 03:24:27

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

That is why I coined the phrase, "kaboobly doo."

Tried and true
kaboobly doo
is made for you
Tigeroo

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #86 2012-04-09 03:31:58

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### Re: Jokes

Oh that's cute, I'm flattered.
Might write it down & put it on my wall to remind me.

Hate the 'roo part though, we're overrun by them, they breed like rabbits.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #87 2012-04-09 03:34:15

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

Yes, you would be well advised to memorize it and show it to your no friends

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #88 2012-04-09 03:39:01

Tigeree
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### Re: Jokes

I have friends! I have 9. One up from yesterday.
Aren't we friends...? Or... forget I asked.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #89 2012-04-09 03:40:14

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

I already have the poem.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #90 2012-04-09 04:03:58

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### Re: Jokes

How long did it take you to think of that?
& yet you still get my name wrong.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #91 2012-04-09 04:06:55

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### Re: Jokes

I think that is because you do.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #92 2012-04-09 04:16:41

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### Re: Jokes

I'm still pretty sure I know my own name, bobby!!!
I'm not that insane!

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #93 2012-04-09 08:45:03

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

Hmmm. I am almost positive that you do.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #94 2012-04-15 20:12:32

Tigeree
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### Re: Jokes

You're using sarcasm again. You know that's the lowest form of humour.
Also, don't patronise me, I'd like to believe I know more about myself than you do.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #95 2012-04-15 20:14:36

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

Nope. I am not.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #96 2012-04-15 20:30:06

Tigeree
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### Re: Jokes

Because you never are really, of course.
I actually use sarcasm all the time, although it is tricky to get the hang of... Particularly in cyberspace...
But it may just be harder for me to grasp in real life, & it's just determining the tone of one's typing here.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #97 2012-04-15 20:31:37

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

I said I am almost positive that you know your name. What could be better than that?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #98 2012-04-15 20:55:44

Tigeree
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### Re: Jokes

Completely positive could be better.
I want to believe you have enough trust in me to know my own name.
You keep asking me to trust you, and you still don't trust me back.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #99 2012-04-15 20:57:04

bobbym
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### Re: Jokes

I do not ask you to trust me. You are mistaken.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #100 2012-04-15 21:09:58

Tigeree
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### Re: Jokes

That's also rubbish.
There was a whole four pages on a thread back in Members Only about you telling me to trust you.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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