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#1 2005-12-08 13:46:34

Kelp Kid
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Registered: 2005-12-05
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jokes about cows

Q. What did the old cow make?

A. Wrinkle cream!!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't know don't care rolleyes

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#2 2005-12-12 12:54:29

Kelp Kid
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Re: jokes about cows

sorry, that wasn't one of my favourite jokes


Don't know don't care rolleyes

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#3 2005-12-12 22:48:29

Chaotic Neutral
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Registered: 2005-10-31
Posts: 55

Re: jokes about cows

This one is about horses, but still....

A man was driving across the English countryside and his car stalled.He checked the engine but found nothing wrong.Suddenly he heard: petrol!
He looked around, there was no one except a black horse.He ignored it and kept looking.Then he heard: petrol! once again.
He looked in the trunk, found a can of petrol, poured the petrol into the tank and drove on, stopping by the nearest tavern.
When he told the bartender about it, he answered calmly: Well you were lucky.Usually there's a white horse there and it knows nothing about cars.


As at night, we realise we will never Know and further thinking is pointless....Yet we start again and again

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#4 2005-12-12 23:52:46

MathsIsFun
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Registered: 2005-01-21
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Re: jokes about cows

big_smile smile


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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