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#1 2005-04-05 12:50:12

Zach
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Bars?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch, it was a metal bar.
Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks.
Two men walk into a bar, you'd think the second would've noticed.

The best one yet; A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

And..er... More?
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather. Not screaming in agony and pain like the passengers in his car."


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#2 2005-04-05 17:45:37

MathsIsFun
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Re: Bars?

Great stuff - everyone here laughed.


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#3 2005-04-07 04:00:49

Roraborealis
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Re: Bars?

Ha! Hahahahaha!


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#4 2005-04-12 20:28:35

genious!
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Re: Bars?

2 thousand people walk into a building
u would hav thought sum1 would hav seen it!

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#5 2005-04-12 20:29:21

Zach
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Re: Bars?

Stop stealing my jokes and making them stupid. Please. I beg you. O.O


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#6 2005-04-12 20:32:30

insomnia
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Re: Bars?

Don't listen to the ferret. Being in the Bill has clouded his mind.


Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

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#7 2005-04-13 08:08:45

stewie
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Re: Bars?

i thought we were friends Zach!  You copied the man walks into a bar joke straight from me.  You're reported 4 that


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#8 2005-04-13 08:09:48

Mr T
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Re: Bars?

stop reporting evry1. i will go and play personal space invaders now. YAY!!!


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#9 2005-04-13 08:12:13

stewie
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Re: Bars?

im only saying that threatenly i havent reported anyone yet.  Im gonna report u 4 sayin that


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#10 2005-04-13 08:12:52

Mr T
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Re: Bars?

ur reported now


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#11 2005-04-13 08:14:14

Mr T
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Re: Bars?

officially tongue


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#12 2005-04-15 05:21:00

stewie
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Posts: 820

Re: Bars?

uh oh... sad


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#13 2005-04-17 03:38:43

Roraborealis
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Re: Bars?

Moderators can see reports also.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#14 2005-04-17 04:57:51

stewie
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Re: Bars?

how?


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#15 2005-04-17 05:01:12

Roraborealis
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Re: Bars?

If someone sends a report, I can go to my extra toolbar (that you haven't got) and look at the reports from there and sort them out.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#16 2005-04-17 05:04:39

stewie
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Re: Bars?

when did they make you moderator?  i want to be a moderator too!


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#17 2005-04-17 05:08:05

Roraborealis
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Re: Bars?

Just today. Go to the Minor Upgrade thread in the Worksheets -suggestions and comments forum.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#18 2005-04-17 05:09:05

stewie
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Re: Bars?

ok i will


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#19 2005-04-17 05:09:49

Roraborealis
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Re: Bars?

That's just where you'll find out stuff relating to this topic.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#20 2005-04-27 08:30:21

stewie
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Re: Bars?

that's mathing great


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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