A man walks into a dental office.
"What can I do for you?"
"I think I'm a moth."
"You don't need a dentist, you need a psychiatrist!"
"Well, why did you come in here then?"
"The light was on . . . "
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
Hahahah! Thats great!
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.